{"title":"Tithe Collection","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFour bribes that change their story the second you warm up to them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"supernatural-thermal-nail-polish","title":"Supernatural | Tri-Thermal Nail Polish","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA tri-thermal lacquer nail polish that changes color depending on the temperature of your nails. Indigo when coldest to violet to light blue when warmest with a green to blue to violet aurora shifting on top. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eInspiration\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Look Sam we don't have to save the whole world today, but we can save Joni from being the fleshy human sacrifice, okay?\" Dean pleaded as Sam watched him with wary eyes. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Yeah but Dean you only love her because of her pies. This isn't our fight.\" \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDean winced and then smiled with a far away dreamy look in his eyes as he said, \"pie\"...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Hello Gentlemen, I believe you have something for me?\" Crowley said as he shimmered in to collect his tilthe.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDean and Sam both put their hands up and stepped back. They had nothing ready for him. 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